February 2012
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Well, today was dumb.
I’m sincerely hoping tomorrow doesn’t follow suit.
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blissandzen started following you
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20 Beautiful Private and Personal Libraries →
Ye gods, give me all of these.
“I was going to start working, but then I found Eddie Izzard on iplayer. Progress...”
– my friend Neb. (via lil-miss-choc)
Accurate.
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Reblog if you don't believe in the gender binary
iloveitwhenyoucallmebigpapagena:
runicbasso:
lgbtadvocate:
Please
I certainly don’t abide by it, that is. Nor do I try to illegitimize someone’s identity within the binary system. You are what you are, I say. To all who say otherwise, tell them to bugger off.
Because gender is a social construct. As in, it disappears as soon as we all stop believing in it.
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Could someone please invent a replicator for me?
I’m hungry, I don’t want to leave the house, and I don’t really want to deal with any delivery people. I just want to look at a machine and say, “grapefruit, white wine, and French fries” and have those things magically appear.
FACT: All pansexuals orgasm violently during...
celloproblems:
*Correction: all people.
At least, all people should.
I mean really.
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roommate interaction
So I was going downstairs to grab a snack. The second my foot leaves the last stair, the lights in the living room switch on. I didn’t think either roommate was still awake, so I freaked out momentarily before looking to my left and seeing that nitsua42 had entered the room at the exact moment I had. Cue deer-in-headlights look and fit of laughter.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
and the bra comes off
face-down-asgard-up:
nothing like wearing a bra all day and then finally being able to take it off
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grapefruit: one of my stranger pre-menstrual...
Seriously, I’ve eaten an entire jar of grapefruit slices in about two hours.
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Eddie Izzard and the dog:
Eddie: Bad dog. Bad! Stole a biscuit.
Dog: Who are you to judge me? You people have war, rape, genocide. And I stole a biscuit? Is that a crime?! People of the world!!!
Eddie: I suppose you're right...here have another biscuit.
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Words With Friends won't let me play the word...
“The other day, I overheard my older kids talking to my younger boy and they were...”
– (via nemonobody)
“Anyone who has had the experience of inhaling liquid will know that that is also...”
– from my Alexander Technique textbook
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